captain, the ship is sinking, have mercy. start bleeding right here,, or view the utter terror right here. the choice is yours.
ask me a question, tell me a secret, or lie to me right here.
I understand the diaper thing, if a woman really changed a dirty diaper on the table that’s gross. Kim, where exactly are you eating?
Also? Weren’t you the girl who got peed on in a sex tape?
But I don’t want to talk about that.
What I’d like to talk about is this covering up while…
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my name is spelled the uncommon way, s-y-d-n-e. so i have a huge ass note at the top of the page for you to remember how to spell it.
i'm right handed. i have very dark brown eyes that intermittently change to black. i don't have a favorite color, but i'm drawn to black and pink. i like to take pictures and i don't take it too seriously. i can speak fluent gibberish and simlish, some english and pig latin, not-quite-fluent-but-almost japanese, and bits and pieces of chinese, german, and french. my favorite thing to do is wreak havoc on grand theft auto or spatter fake (and real) blood everywhere on everything. when i grow up, i want to go to parsons new school for fashion. i would like a photographer boyfriend who wears radiohead t-shirts and dislikes stereotypes. i chomp babies like a mofo and don't expect much from anyone.
i hate you, you, and you.
this is all you should know.
